- Anti Joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

hey hey apple

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

women's rights.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

hey hey apple

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

women's rights.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock i have diarrhea