A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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