- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

My jeans

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

T u r n i p s

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Niall Horan

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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