I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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penis in the camel

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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