- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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