Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Anti Joke

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