- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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