- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Screw it you write the joke.

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