- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What's 2+2? Fish

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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