- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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