- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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