- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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