- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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