Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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