What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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NEVER

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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