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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

osama bin laden is dead

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

It says so on your cap.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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