your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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ask me if im a door yes

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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