- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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