What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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