- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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