What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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