- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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