A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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whats white jizz

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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