- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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