- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Daniel is a fag

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

quantum physics?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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