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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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