- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

read this sentence again.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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