- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

joe galasso from plainview ny

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??