Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Charlie Sheen

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What are annoying? Ads.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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