- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Your mom.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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