What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Homo say what?

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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