Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

This is funny.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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