your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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