what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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