Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

It says so on your cap.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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