- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arrow in the Knee!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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