- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

tea with milk?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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