- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Your mom.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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