Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Tunechi

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Sloths

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

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