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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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