- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

You having friends.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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