- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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