- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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