Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

it was all Tagart

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