- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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