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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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