- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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