- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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