Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Granny porn!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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