- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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