- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

rocky is staring at us from outside...

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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