- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

9/11

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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