- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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