- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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