- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

pull my finger (farts)

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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