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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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