- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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