This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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