- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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