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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

i hate non minorities!

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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