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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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