- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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