- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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