You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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