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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Okay, after this one then...

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Good afternoon.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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