- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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