- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did the dog die? He was put down.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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