- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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