- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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