- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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