Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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