penis in the camel

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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PENIS

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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