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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Women deserve equal rights.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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