- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

lets bomb africa

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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