A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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