- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Turkeys are obese

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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